I tried not to reblog this picture, but than I realized how powerful this is.
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
Sir, shall I try calling Mr. Hale? (continuation of this)
reblog if u r madly in love with me or if u like apple juice
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
shoutout to mum and dad for paying for the internet bless your souls
Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.
because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon